hey guys, i made myself a twitter accountt, my username is AimanRahman , please follow me if u have onei'll follow you back

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well i havent done much this summer, i went to japan for 5 days with some friends, its like a school trip, lots of laughing and being late, which is fun. for some reason, i started listening to eminems songs, which first of all is sooo not me. Now, i think i have turned into a huge fan of him. wow. this is extremely weird. i seriously wish i could meet him *as if* anyways schools starting soon, which means summer is nearly over. sigh =.='

I WAS SITTING ON THE PLANE FROM SPORE TO FRANKFURT FOR LIKE 12-18 HRS OR SOMETHING, BUT THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT WAS THAT I SAT NEXT TO THIS HOTTIE, HE WAS SOOO HOT, I WAS GNA TALK TO HIM BUT HE SLEPT FOR LIKE THE WHOLE FLIGHT, SO YEAH, IT WAS TIRING THOUGH, THE TOTAL FLIGHT TOOK LIKE MORE THAN ADAY.

AND NOW IM IN BOSTON, HAVING FUN

OMG SUMMER IS NEARLY OVER, SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON....I DOOONT WANT TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL ITS LIKE BEING STUCK IN A PRISON, I MEAN I LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL BUT JUST TO SEE, TALK AND HAVE FUN WITH FRIENDS NOT TO LEARN BORING STUFF <-[ TALKIN BOUT ECONOMICS].....
Y CANT SUMMER BE A WHOLE YEAR??!!

1.Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

2.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

3.The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

4.It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

5.Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

6.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

7.I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar

8.Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

9.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

10.There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

11.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

12.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

13.Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers

14.You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!

15.What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

16.Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

17.What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

18.Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

19.Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

20.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

21.Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult

22.Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

23.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

24.I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

25.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

26.Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

27.When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room

28.If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way

29.Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

30.Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

THERE ARE MORE OF THESE FROM THIS SITE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SITE JUST ASK ME FOR IT.

[THESE QUOTES ARE NOT WRITTEN BY ME, I FOUND THEM FROM THE INTERNET]

I AM SO BORED NOW!

XOXO AIMAN RAHMAN XOXO